Holy fuck

A phrase of exclamation; often used when a nigga sees some shit that is crazy as hell.

Bryan: “Holy Fuck!”
Tyrell: “Nigga chill out, what’s the problem?”
Bryan: “I just saw a girl wanking off!”
Tyrell: “Fuck you mean bruh?”

by The Elder Council August 6, 2024

Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.

The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

Holy Shpatoli

A phrase that replaces the phrase 'Holy Shit' in case there is a teacher or parent around.

Holy shpatoli you actually made it!

by I_Like_Lasaga May 3, 2018

Holy Jahoosaphat

Usually bellowed out after being startled quit profusely.

Said after a sudden realization of a larger, even more cinister truth.

Holy Jahoosaphat Earl, rekon that fishs' bigger n' yer' boat.

"Holy jahoosaphat!!!!" earl screamed after the knife took off part of his left ear.

by Wood1986 February 4, 2010

holy girl summer

Means when you pop your pussy or coochie or vagina to the lord :) and by popping we mean POPPING THAT SHIT!!!!. PERIOD happy pride :)

Yes girl let’s go have a holy girl summer

by #FUCK THE BIBLE YOU HOLY WHORE June 26, 2022

Holy Weed

A person that is cool but can get carried away when high kicks in

My friend was such an Holy Weed when he got drunk and nearly did his future

by quhfhjsbfkj June 11, 2020

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021