October 7

National the two people on the end of the class list have to kiss day.

You: Hey Anna, since you're 23rd in the list and im 24th, we have to kiss.

Anna: Why is that so?
You: Because it's October 7!

by Iguessthatsit October 6, 2022

October 7

October 7th is the day we’re u have to smack the person with the fattest ass day

Henry: why the fuck did u smack my ass
Me: because it’s October 7th

by OKRRRT October 6, 2022

October 7

National fuck Trinity Catholic in the ass day

Person 1: Hey it’s October 7, you know what that means.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: That means we get to fuck Trinity Catholic in the ass!

by Bart Ford October 6, 2022

7-Eleven lemonade

Urine.

"Hey man, I'm gonna stop at this store real quick for some 7-Eleven lemonade"

by ToshibaSatelliteC-55 October 16, 2022

So...It All Started When You Were 7

AN EASY BUT SHORT WAY TO SPEED UP THE PROGRESS OF A STORY. (If you get punched, I am not responsible for your well-being)

BEING 1: SO WHAT HAD HAPPEN WAS...
BEING 2: So...It All Started When You Were 7...OKAY GET TO THE GOOD PART.

by LyNx00 October 18, 2022

Boogalations 7:4

Then George Washington said “Tax this d*ck”

Politician: We need more taxes

Redneck: We don’t need to pay more taxes that’s dumb

Politician: Yes we do give us your money!
Redneck: bro haven’t you ever read boogalations 7:4?

by Yakiboi76 October 18, 2022

May 7

National Handjob Day

Bro are you excited for May 7, cause it’s national Handjob Day

by dateking May 6, 2022