Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

rolled up dick

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.

by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

big dick energy

when someone looks or acts like they have a huge dick. often related to KPOP idol, Johnny Seo.

wow have you seen Johnny Seo? major big dick energy

by p33n3r May 31, 2019

Dick Weasel

Someone who weasels around for the dick.

God jared your such a dick weasel

by Zack And Cheese September 26, 2022

Dick

A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021

Dick Clit Lick

When a guy takes the tip of his penis or COCK and rubs it up and down on a woman's clit as if to be licking it with his dick.

I love it when Dan dick clit licks my bean...It's so much better than when he uses his tongue.

by Pophish December 21, 2024