Tom Martin-ed

Tom Martin is when you get your mom to make ice cubes of breast milk to give to your brother for his birthday.

"Did you get Jimmy anything for his birthday yet?"
"Yeah he got Tom Martin-ed"

by Dmoeded February 24, 2012

In Tom We Trust

In Tom We Trust which was modified some hundreds of years past to "In God We Trust". Origins, of course, from Sir Thomas Brady.

See also: The Grace of Tom (by the grace of Tom...)

Smithers: "Tomorrow's Sunday, yo."
Jenkins: "In Tom We Trust."
Jackson: "Amen, we'll win if our Lord and Savior, Tom has anything to do with it."

by BungaFiyah October 23, 2012

Eva loves Tom

This is a very Rare disease where you will start stalking him on Snapchat , looking at photos of him, dreams about going to his house, playing with his goat, doesn’t have a monkey ?, you snap him a lot , and haven’t stopped liking him since you started high school. ( this will only happen to you if your name is Eva )

Girl- I’ve got the Eva loves Tom

Girl2 - ohhhh no!!!!!

by 123iseeall! January 8, 2021

Tom Grace

has a massive knob and is the fittest bloke alive. no one can compare

i wish i was like tom grace his willy is so big

by tommyg1878 January 10, 2022

Joy-She-Tom

Joy-She-Tom is a combination of joyce, sheila and Tom and it represents that something is hereditary from the two parents.

Thats Joy-She-Tom that is.

by Cobaltwarrior July 1, 2009

Uncle Tom Ass Nigga

Derogatory term used mostly by black americans to describe black men whom they feel have lost touch with, or turned against, their own culture.

"Who's this police ass nigga?", asked Buckwheat.
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."

by Attritionist December 7, 2020

Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.

The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011