hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.

When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.

by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014

Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.

“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”

by King of the west June 15, 2022

Aleisyah woods

A very annoying person who doesn't know if she likes boys or girls and goes between the two like changing clothes.

"Aleisyah woods loves both genders, she needs to make up her mind"

by Theb1gmckinn0n December 18, 2024

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

Emma Woods

The gardener from the mobile game Identity V. She is very cool and sets people on fire sometimes.

Person 1: Hey I main Emma woods in identity V
Person 2: You're the coolest kiss me right now

by Lesbian Ghost May 29, 2021

Bennett-wood

A total cunt who eats children and like to lurk around primary schools

“Watch out I heard that guy is a Bennett-wood”

by Gay_dog October 31, 2023