Biscuit

the non-cuss word version of "bitch" that your toxic friend calls you when they are being mean to you

"I hate you, you biscuit!"
"stop being such a biscuit."

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Sack Biscuit

A biscuit (Americans would call them cookies) that has been finely rubbed by the scrotum of a bull. Specifically not a human scrotum, as this is unethical.

Person 1: yo what kind of biscuit is that bruv

Person 2: Sack Biscuit. Have a try mate.

by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020

Wet Biscuit

A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."

by Doota 69 October 10, 2020

gas station biscuit

A donut

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line

by GullibleOne October 13, 2020

fruity biscuit

When you have no Tea or Coffee and you need to dunk shitty biscuits, you just dunk it in your juice.

Ah just a couple of fruity biscuits and a cigarette

by Namronnoiminum October 14, 2020

biscuit sandwich

Two slices of white bread with a biscuit in between

Popped open the trunk and grabbed my biscuit sandwich

by camper2017 September 14, 2017

Biscuit

A person who is in the bottom sets & classes at school and is of low academic capability

Steve is a right biscuit
Dave's all the way down in biscuit set, poor soul

by 0161chickeninawrap September 17, 2017