Skibidi Toilet Lore

a series revolving around an endless war between toilets and hardware heads. The series develops through the toilets and the hardware heads teaming up to battle a new and powerful enemy; the Astro Toilets. The series is still ongoing.

Person: Yo skibidi toilet lore is crazy
Person2: Nah dah shit nonexistent

by DefinerDefender December 7, 2024

Skibidi Toilet Butthole

The rear end of a skibidi toilet.

i dont know what to put here

Person 1: "I really love skibidi toilet butthole!"
Person 2: "Me too!"

by equiuszahhak December 13, 2024

skibidi toilet

a horrid, disgusting, filthy, hellspawn.

"i watch skibidi toilet :::))"
"burn in hell you disgusting non-human."

by rb ryan December 19, 2024

same piss different toilet

same same but different

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”

by EmWare January 2, 2025

Doing the Skibidi Toilet

When you put a toilet ring around your neck and give someone a rimjob.

Person 1: How was the date last night dude?
Person 2: Oh it was amazing, she was doing the skibidi toilet on me
Person 1: What?

by Xvob January 4, 2025

Skibidi Toilet Inflation

Why are you searching this up.?
Are you Mental?
Are you Insane..?

Why are you doing this to yourself.

bro this is NOT gonna look good on your search history

Bronny had nothing to goon to, so he searched up Skibidi toilet inflation

by I’mSoConfusedRightNow January 12, 2025

Toilet bowl talker

A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.

When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.

by Bill Beef June 25, 2025