Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021

Midnight road trip

The act of going on a last minute late night trip that usually ends in the early hours of the morning.

11:00pm

Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.

Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.

Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!

by BigBeard69 July 26, 2022

National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022

Road trip

A long car ride, but way more fun.

Heather: You should come with me on my next road trip!
Rachel: and sit in a car for several hours in a row? No way!
Heather: no, I'll make it a REAL road trip, where we get food, blast tunes, and stop at cool places!
Rachel: I'm in!

by Suedinum August 3, 2022

Cocky Road

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth for her to then spit the ejaculate onto the mans penis and then consume it once more.

You like ice cream? Tryna taste this cocky road?

by King Cuck August 7, 2022

Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel

The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022