To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
Get the Matt Longmug. Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
by Boredom888 June 10, 2018
Get the Too long in the showermug. A guy who has an annoying sister
by oifwjvr921urp3euwfj0i23rouj September 24, 2022
Get the Dou Longmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025
Get the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug. A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.
‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”
Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”
Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
Get the long zebrasmug. by weird mommy April 23, 2018
Get the thin longmug. “I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
by asbesito May 4, 2023
Get the Long Island Washing Machinemug.