Birmingham Car Wash

When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.

If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.

In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.

by Nekah Net June 28, 2018

the broken car paradox

The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"

It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.

by New_edge2002 September 5, 2022

Best car in the world

Mazda rx-7

The Miata is like a little brother to the best car in the world

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

yellow car no returns

When you see a yellow car you punch someone

“YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”

by rayiskool July 7, 2023

Car go boom

When a car explodes in such a stupid manner that you can’t help but laugh and perhaps record it.

Hey Brayden did you see that Car go boom?

by JustAToastr December 4, 2022

Pasketi Car Burner

The forbidden spaghetti.

Please don't eat the pasketi car burner, it's forbidden!

by DemilSpotify March 1, 2023