Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

tree stopping

to sudenly be stoped in your travels by a tree

I seen Bob the other day skiing, he was tree stopping all the way down

by Al Dailly August 3, 2007

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

Trees

They speaking vietnamese

The trees are speaking vietnamese

by Y'all are Stupid September 8, 2020

Tree Simulator

An apparentlty very relaxing game that as you keep playing becomes increasingly more stressful

"That game is just a tree simulator"

by ilovefactorials March 16, 2024

Herobrine Tree

A Minecraft slang term used to describe a tree that has had all of its leaves removed, but the trunk of the tree is left standing. A forest of these, often happening in a very short period of time, is often a sign that Herobrine is in your world according to old Minecraft legends.

Okay who left the Herobrine tree outside my base

by A.U.S March 28, 2025

pine tree butt fuck

When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground

I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?

by Damama April 19, 2021