Canadian powerhouse

When you grind Denim on denim.. cause that’s mad static yo

Yo me and my girl Canadian powerhoused till my dick was raw.

by Sir der June 22, 2021

Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.

We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.

by nasty nsfw July 3, 2021

Canadian battle helmet

The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.

Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.

He totally showed her the Canadian battle helmet! Didn’t know he shaved like that!

by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021