sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

sloppy dallas

When your sister packs a fat lip and gives you a blowjob

Hey Cleetus, my sister made me a real nice sloppy dallas the other day.

by CHEEZ BEANOZ October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob but she has dip in her mouth

Damn she gave me a great sloppy dallas

by TMG_universe October 15, 2020

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.

Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

sloppy rudder

To motorboat an ass

Cody: dude, did you eat her ass?
Jordo: yeah, I motorboated it, gave her the ol' sloppy rudder!

by DonnieT December 7, 2024

sloppy dallas

When your sister gives you a blow job with the biggest lip full of dip

Hey sis do you want to give me a sloppy Dallas

by Sloppy sister October 15, 2020

Sloppy Hogan

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.

You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".

"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"

by TotalLoser December 2, 2011