aww mike

When a gay man is mad and doesn’t want to swear his allegiance to the empire.

Person 1: *pranks person two*
Person 2: Aww mike you bro

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

Mike

A twink from florida

Oh that’s mike, he’s a twink from florida

by Big floppppa June 21, 2022

Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020

Mike Dirnt

The best bassist ever

Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era

by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

203 Mike

The best white rapper out right now

Oh my god did you hear 203 Mikes new song it’s fire

by 203 Mike January 4, 2022

Mike Ka Boobly

"Mike Ka Boobly" is a popular singer, his most famous work being 'Feeling Boob'

"My favourite singer is Mike Ka Boobly!"

"Oh yeah! I heard his song on the radio last week."

by theofficialphilzaminecraft November 1, 2021