Raisins cookie points

They are like brownie points but actually for bad deeds, or when you are an asshole towards the person you hate the most, and they acknowledging how much they hate you.

Sebastian pull Dave's pants in front of his crush, letting her and friends know he was a stump.

Dave: MAN FUCK YOU

Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming

by Red_Titanium November 22, 2021

Cookie Cutter Girlfriend

The Cookie Cutter Girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to 'do the stuff you do'. Once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it's likely she will wake-up and run away....just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. It's important that she always funds her own conversion, as you'll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates

Dude 1 : Wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal - great catch dude!

Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!

by woofbarkdonkey February 6, 2009

Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!

"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"

by muffinq October 11, 2021

Girl Scout Cookies

Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs

YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints

by yodaddyandyourmommy January 11, 2012

Cookie Monster Munch

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"

I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.

by jray19 January 16, 2011

Give your cookie

To give your virginity

Did you give your cookie to to him/her yet?

by Rellim Nosrac September 29, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

cookie represents an object of desire. the state of crumbling represents that the object of desire is no longer attainable in its desired form, or that the object of desire has reached its culmination within a state of decline.

High school senior: "I wasn't accepted into my top choice university."
Father: "Sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles."

Boy: "My girlfriend and I finally broke up. We had been arguing for weeks."
Friend: "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Zach Herold November 23, 2006