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Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.
Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.
by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016
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vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef
man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night
by cum gutter June 14, 2018
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Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?
Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.
Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"
by El_Chimichanga April 29, 2021
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blood snake

Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors
bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014
by KazDK December 13, 2016
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blood stopper

A syringe that has something that will stop the flow of blood in one’s body.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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bloods

BLOOD actually stands for

Brotherly Love Overrides Oppression
wasup cuz?

nm cuz

watchu bangin fool?

bloods nigga
mugGet the bloodsmug.

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