Taco Jack

When a man gets a hand job from someone who is missing their thumbs

Well, I see you've lost your thumb. Is there anyway a brother could get a lil Taco Jack.

by VelociPhiloso January 12, 2021

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taco molester

A straight (non-gay) man or boy, or one who has sex with women. Derogatory.

What if your boy was a taco molester? Would you still talk to him?

by ezx December 14, 2005

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The name potheads gave taco bell when they were super high.

Dude lets hit up some taco bleezy, I'm munchin.

by bghfoshow November 24, 2011

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Taco balls is best described as a male version of the camel toe. It usually occurs on men who love 80's rock, have long hair, and wear tight jeans.

Dude, someone should have told you this 30 yeas ago, but you need to turn down the 80s; you got a serious case of taco balls going on.

by btotheb1 August 30, 2012

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A word that sounds kinda sexual but it actually has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

"Guys does Swedish Taco sound like something sexual or is it just me"
"no you fucking idiot it has nothing to do with sex you retard"

by WaifuChan February 25, 2018

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"My nails still had a rough texture so I had to add another glossy taco to smooth them out"

"Man, this new glossy taco dries super fast!"

by Cosmic_queen July 16, 2017

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A nail polish that goes on top of the other nail polish as a finish. It can be thick or thin, but always glossy.

Cristine put a glossy taco over her holo nails.

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