Zach

Beautiful awsome short guy
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.

Doops where you at
im with doops
Zach wha are you saying

by Zachdgk12 August 26, 2008

zach

a really fat fat kid with a small dick and has no friends

yo that kid over there is such a zach

by twatpocket December 19, 2009

Zach

A douche-cunt. Someone who walks up to a stranger at a party and asks "who the fuck are you?"

A Zach: If you make out with a girl, shouldn't she automatically have to have sex with you?
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.

by Jazzy C November 09, 2008

zach

a short, obnoxious, sometimes idiotic orthodox.

enjoys making racial comments and obscene jokes.

michael: yeah, because you're jewish!
rhea: that was such a zach joke.

by beanernumbero2 October 21, 2008

zach

likes to like ballsacks to get ball sweat in his mouth

zach

by johnnydogoodiloveu February 04, 2009

Zach

Usually blonde, a man with strange tastes and even stranger habits. Good Athelete, all the girls like him at first, but then they grow to hate him. Wears V-necks, vests with belts, and skinny jeans for no apparent reason other than his mom dresses him. Usually comes off as an asshole, but that's only because he actually is an asshole. A connoisseur of fruity drinks, Migos, and girls named Peaches

Did you see Zach at that baseball game? He was on Fire.
He looked good, but that's only because his girl Peaches is watching

by ThaRealUrbanDictionary May 11, 2015

Zach

Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.

Holy crap, Zach is STILL trying to get in my boyfriend's pants!

by lerar August 22, 2008