A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.
Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.
by JoeyTalyor0108 November 1, 2022
Get the Cara Weavermug. A sweet loving teddy bear. He might seem scary. But on the inside he's just a little softy. He always smells of fresh linen. He likes football and knows how to tackle.
by PB taco January 17, 2019
Get the Shawn Weavermug. “Hey man what page is page 13 on” “mf do you have Evan weaver syndrome??”
“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”
“Hey guys the sigma male meme is so funny bro” “dude that was 2 years ago you must have Evan syndrome…”
by Fanta in my kidneys March 18, 2025
Get the Evan weaver syndromemug. A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
by JayYung December 9, 2024
Get the Sam Weavermug. 
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. April 20, 2025
Get the Sigourney Sauer Weaver Mississauga City Nickles City Missisauga Weaver Sauer Sigourneymug. <.7.9.7.6.>223's Looks Like Sigourney Weaver, On The Track, Near The Back Is Codiene Nigga<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>223's Looks Like Sigourney Weaver, On The Track, Near The Back Is Codiene Nigga<.7.9.7.6.>mug.