The sad, shallow 'victory' achieved as only a token gesture when defeat is imminent. Often utilized by those living in Texas.
You stole my wife, my house, the affection of my kids, but I got your mail rerouted so I declare hamd victory.
by Lron_ May 20, 2022
Get the hamd victorymug. Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards
by Novak06 September 14, 2023
Get the Victory Wafflemug. John wasn't fully able to ask Jill out on a date, but he did get to talk to her for a little bit. To John, that was a little victory.
by s0up30 April 20, 2011
Get the Little Victorymug. Masturbating proudly after a huge accomplishment. Form and posture of this Fap should be similar to that of a man standing on a mountain top, one hand held victoriously overhead and the other slow rubbing below.
Billy finally quit his job today, afterwards witnesses saw him standing on the hood of his car doing a Victory Fap.
by HotDeuceUniversity September 2, 2016
Get the Victory Fapmug. The victory smirk is the facial expression a male does while he is hugging a girl after succesfully convincing or seducing the girl into having sex and it is done before any sex occurs, the victory smirk is done without the girl being aware it is been made, because her face will usually be duried on the man's shoulder or chest. It is the act of private self congratulating were the man says in his mind "I won and smirks ;^) !!!"
As Amanda rested her head on John's shoulder, a victory smirk immediately spread across John's face, because he knew he was going to bang Amanda that night.
by Azzzy69 April 9, 2019
Get the victory smirkmug. When you lick someone's vlit or penis head after they have orgasmed. Typically causing a flinch or shudder.
by YaasssQueen March 7, 2019
Get the Victory Lickmug. When one person puts flour or baby powder up their rectum and then farts on some one else. (I just blew a dusty victory!)
by 216Girl311 January 11, 2014
Get the Dusty Victorymug.