An Emps Victory is defined as a victory in the tabletop wargame Warhammer 40k, exclusively through capturing objective points.
"Bro, in my game against Greg he won but only because he won an Emps Victory, My army hadn't even lost a quarter of its starting points."
by CarltheCarnifex February 7, 2022
Get the Emps Victorymug. Masturbating proudly after a huge accomplishment. Form and posture of this Fap should be similar to that of a man standing on a mountain top, one hand held victoriously overhead and the other slow rubbing below.
Billy finally quit his job today, afterwards witnesses saw him standing on the hood of his car doing a Victory Fap.
by HotDeuceUniversity September 2, 2016
Get the Victory Fapmug. John wasn't fully able to ask Jill out on a date, but he did get to talk to her for a little bit. To John, that was a little victory.
by s0up30 April 20, 2011
Get the Little Victorymug. When one person puts flour or baby powder up their rectum and then farts on some one else. (I just blew a dusty victory!)
by 216Girl311 January 11, 2014
Get the Dusty Victorymug. The sad, shallow 'victory' achieved as only a token gesture when defeat is imminent. Often utilized by those living in Texas.
You stole my wife, my house, the affection of my kids, but I got your mail rerouted so I declare hamd victory.
by Lron_ May 20, 2022
Get the hamd victorymug. When you lick someone's vlit or penis head after they have orgasmed. Typically causing a flinch or shudder.
by YaasssQueen March 7, 2019
Get the Victory Lickmug. 3rd place contestent on who wants to be a superhero?
somethimes funny, always worring about his hair.
somethimes funny, always worring about his hair.
by shaneyney September 10, 2006
Get the major victorymug.