chocolate umbrella

A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.

Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.

by TheJoePilato June 28, 2016

umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020

Arabic umbrella

Is an umberella that you use to cover yourself from a bomb blast.

''Man, I wish I had my arabic umbrella right now'' said Muhammed while a Russian bomberplane flew over his head.

by wellfuckmetwice October 9, 2017

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

umbrella rainbow AIDS yugimon

chicken-breast brained contemporary camera internet losers

stop touching me you umbrella rainbow AIDS yugimon

by YeahItsStolen May 20, 2025

umbrella

are u really that bored?

pers. A: i have nothing to do with my life
pers. B: search umbrella on urban dictionary

by shawty08 July 14, 2021

umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018