Person 1: What’s that guys name over there he looks weird??
Person 2: Max
Person 1: ohhh that makes total sense
Person 2: Max
Person 1: ohhh that makes total sense
by Lyds;) April 16, 2020
max is a very sweet guy. he puts himself down a lot. he loves being loved but loves not crying on the phone. he likes to be cuddled. max’s are usually touch starved. he usually has a lot of blankets and pillows. max’s are often really cold. most max’s (female, male, and gender nonconforming) love emo rock bands.
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by *gay panic* July 26, 2019
A Max is a hot, sexy, powerful man. He has a HUGE penis and is not afraid to use it. He is the best boyfriend and an even better person. He is also very athletic
“Damn bro your looking like a Max out there on the court”
“Shit my guy Max over here getting the ladies”
“Shit my guy Max over here getting the ladies”
by Emma Lopez February 13, 2018
by Peterpumpkineater6969 May 30, 2019
by quantum jizz monster November 02, 2019
Short for Maximus. Max is a sweetheart at birth. He loves fortnite. His favorite song is earth because lil dicky sings it and it reminds him of his childhood. Lil dicky makes Max laugh because there is a grown up word in his name. He also likes to nibble on his gold chain. Max is funny and flocking sexy , but watch out... he will steal your heart with that big d....BOO!
Max: “Mommy Mommy Zoo! Take me to the zoo!”.
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”
by elflover101 July 23, 2019