by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018
The father you wish you had. He’s the best teacher you’ll ever have. He will get you loving your classes again. He teaches to inspire the kids. He’ll coach the wrestling team, but not just in your school. To any kid in the whole state. He’ll will push you to be the best you, you can be. He’s always under funded, so he spends his money and time helping anyone who needs it. If you take away bus drivers for kids, he will pay to get he’s CDL, and drive them for free. He never has enough time but always gets everything done. He’s quite and doesn’t do things to get credit or validation. He dose them because he’s an amazing person.
by Name_names April 05, 2023
A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.
I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.
I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.
I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.
I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.
Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit
by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019
by shizlitty September 23, 2019
1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
by homestar fan July 16, 2003
“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”
by Simpgod42069 May 07, 2020
It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2010