Someone who is very good at pretending they are interested in you and the world you live in. But In all actuality, all they care about is what benefits them and who can help them climb the ladder. Your fiancé might be really good friends with a Whitney because they work hand in hand together, which can be a blessing and a curse. The Whitney will and can manipulate anyone she can because she has the image that she can control and do what she likes because she thinks she is above all who control. But at the end of the day. The Whitney can be a decent friend. But watch your back, cause she has a knife hidden in those clothes that don’t fit.
Him: why the hell are you listening to the Whitney? She knows nothing about this!
Her: Because she’s my friend and I respect what she has to say.
Him: Yea, until you get stabbed in the titty!
Her: Because she’s my friend and I respect what she has to say.
Him: Yea, until you get stabbed in the titty!
by Person.forever September 5, 2021
Get the The Whitneymug. A person who is weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Is very annoying but good to be around. Loves books and always procrastinates every assignment every. Or just doesn’t do it. Seems like a 4 year old but also makes weird sex jokes so can’t be 4. Just an overall crazy person.
by TheStarGirl22 October 6, 2022
Get the Whitneymug. (adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
Get the whitney wastedmug. Whitney is the name of a bully , she hates on lots of people , she dislikes her friends she is the type of girl that talks behind her friends backs, she has a bad sense in humour and a bad sense In men , Whitney is also the name of a really ugly Asian spoiled brat girl , she looks like she has a freakin unobrow in this case let’s call her Whitney Pimwong gross , she also stinks all the time let’s also use the name Whitney Rose gross , so never go by a Whitney if you do you will get instant bullying.
by Julien Brass June 15, 2018
Get the Whitneymug. A sexual act where pink lemonade is poured all over the female labia followed by a heavy dusting of pure Columbian crack cocaine. Then cunnilingus is performed on the aforementioned labia making sure to breath through the nose to get most of the Columbian Bam-Bam into the nasal cavity.
by TheRealWanker September 16, 2023
Get the The Pink Whitneymug. by ThT1Kidd February 22, 2019
Get the Whitneymug. Whitney Jannotta: A beautiful person you should never let go. You might say she she's a basic white girl from lake forest, but that's not true. She's a keeper, someone you want to take home to meet your grandparents. She always has a smile on her face, or always has a funny comment. She is a true and loyal friend who can keep all your secrets, you NEVER want to lose.
by hfeuwhguvhuhvuhgihv May 4, 2018
Get the whitney jannottamug.