Stairs

The thing from Omori. In which Mari falls down and FUCKING DIES.

"Oh shit my sister just fell down the stairs" - Sunny

by Binaph August 18, 2025

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.

Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”

by Stair chair November 23, 2021

Stairs

The most dangerous stunt man can ever achieve to survive: a white, wide staircase which goes on forever on every step. People are often stupid enough to fall for it.

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.........

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Stair Time

Excessively throwing and whipping a girl by her pony tail down the stairs and repeatedly doing so, until you please.

Skade was being a bad girl, so Eric gave her stair time.

by Rabe123! December 9, 2025

Slippery Stairs

The only sport where everyone has a big grin the whole time.

"Have you seen the new Slippery Stairs world championchip?"

by ChivMender June 1, 2024

Stair steps

Siblings less than 1 year apart

Mary’s kid are less than nine months apart they’re stair steps

by Sawakonori June 15, 2024

Stairs

The only thing that can defeat Mari. She can also be defeated by trees and jumprops

Mari fell down the stairs and landed on her brothers broken violin. epic fail

by Pol Potist Basil January 29, 2023