Joe

A guy named Joe is guaranteed to have a fucking huge cock. 'Nuff said.

"You see Joe there? He has a ginormous dong"

by Totally Not Joe October 1, 2012

Joe

Usually a tall individual who is generally good with musical instruments

"Did you see that tall guy rippin that solo?"
"Yeah man that guy plays like a joe."

by Leroy Smith January 6, 2008

joe

In Philly, "joe" originally meant "extra hype." If someone were to be overly excited or anxious about something, you would tell them "stop actin' joe." However, over time it came to just mean "actin' stupid."

(extra hype) "Yo, where is our food? I'm hungry!"
"Dude, stop actin' joe and just chill."

by Little J August 5, 2006

Joe

Your average guy who walks down the street and has a huge white beard.

Year 7 kid 1: who's that guy?
Year 7 kid 2: Oh, thats Joe

by xxxaceyxxx March 11, 2019

Joe

Joe Momma

Person 1: Joe has ligma, updog.
Person 2: Who’s Joe, What’s ligma, What’s updog.
Person 1: Joe Momma, Ligma balls, Not much what about you.

by saintLUNATIK October 10, 2019

On the joe

The act of being high on spice

We're on the joe this evening aren't we boys?

by xxxswagmasterxxx December 18, 2018

joe

the baddest fucking tank builder on the planet,the smartest mother Fucker ever around you, the sexiest man you know, this mother Fucker can weld better than most people can walk, he whipped chuck Norris's ass when he was 10 for stealing his lunch money.he once made the wind stop blowing and the rain quit coming down so his guys could finish out the day welding. he is simply the biggest baddest sexiest son of a bit cheaper you will ever know. when your feeling down just remember (with Joe all this are possible)

that guy can weld like a Joe

by big daddy joe January 31, 2017