hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.

yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.

by nochillbill February 06, 2016

It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour

Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.

Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.

by Thinos February 09, 2025

hoots man

There’s a moos loos aboot this hoos

that’s proper hoots man

by Chacha__ August 05, 2019

Moll Hoot

Same as a Popper. Using a bong with a little bit of tobacco mixed in with weed

Guy1: You still smoke with benny and them?

Guy2: No, they only take moll hoots now

by Stewies March 01, 2023

The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 02, 2012

Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

The Hoots

Poker player of ill repute.

ach... The Hoots has done it AGAIN!

by *Hoots!* July 24, 2023