A term invented by the great Luke A. in our senior year weight training class. A term that describes the emergency surgery a hermaphrodite female had to undergo as a result of a very small vagina and an ambiguous clitoris. Rumor has it that her pink taco was too small to pee. The emergency surgery in effect "cut" a cunt for this chick. Isn't the Discovery Channel great?!
Oh my gosh, I'm in desperate need of some emergency vagina right now. I need something to play with!
by Danger December 06, 2003
A straw
Shepard: how are you getting drunk?
Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.
Shepard: that's a straw Tali
Tali: emergency induction port
Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.
Shepard: that's a straw Tali
Tali: emergency induction port
by cbonsa January 21, 2014
When everyone runs to the grocery store and buys milk, eggs, and bread in anticipation of a major winter storm.
Person A: Did you hear about that snow coming tomorrow?
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!
Person B: Yeah, the weather channel has declared a French Toast Emergency, I'm going to the market right now!
by avfjhawen January 31, 2011
The kind of serious drunk you get on New Years Eve or Saint Patty's day. So drunk you have to go to the Emergency Room due to alcohol poisoning or injury
Look at that chick with the puke in her hair,passed out on the hood of her truck. She's not just drunk, she's emergency room drunk!
by the Villager November 24, 2010
The Emergency Alert System (EAS), is a system that was put in place in 1997 by the FCC. The system was very similar to the NOAA Weather Radio System. The EAS replaced the old Emergency Broadcast System (EBS). The system i vital to the safety US citizens. The system relays Tornado Warnings, Flash Flood Warnings, and any other National, State, and Local emergencies. The system uses S.A.M.E tones (the three loud beeps in the beginning of the alert). After the S.A.M.E tones, they play either a 980 Hz tone of 1050 Hz (NOAA Weather Radio) tone(s) or both. Following that, there is either a Human Voice or Robot Voice to relay the alert message. Finally, there are 3 EOM (End of Message) tones (Simaler to the first ones at the beginning, but shorter.
*Watching or listening to the radio*
*S.A.M.E Tones from Emergency Alert System play*
*980 Hz tone or 1050 Hz tone plays*
*Robot Voice of Human Voice plays*
*EOM Tones play*
*S.A.M.E Tones from Emergency Alert System play*
*980 Hz tone or 1050 Hz tone plays*
*Robot Voice of Human Voice plays*
*EOM Tones play*
by SPCStateCollege2017 July 09, 2018
Originally from @CoochieObtainer101#3243 on discord, An emergency backup ting is an image or video that is somewhat incriminating and can be used to further extort a person for the lolz.
by MyG2012 May 11, 2019
taking a poo while suspending yourself over the toilet, whether it be by holding onto the sides of the cubicle or hanging from the roof.
by builtlikeabrickshithouse December 04, 2011