Establish Your Stairs

Architecturally understanding your stairs masterfully in the subconscious.
Not a day goes by where I feel complete and really understand life without first establishing my stairs.

My friend lost their flip flops, and I asked them, did you establish your stairs?
by TwoFacesPodcast March 27, 2022
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Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.
I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.
by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023
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Stair Party

An anti-establishment organization that runs on a principle of decentralization in politics in which these principles ensure the parties focuses on local platforms to affect the issues in their local communities and ultimately benefit the nation as a whole.
Wow, I never knew the Democrats and Republicans were so horrible, I am glad I learned about the Stair Party from their website stairparty.org!
by Vicrowave July 31, 2023
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Man Stair

Gather your mates, as many as possible.
Find a stairway, position yourself's in this particular way to perform a 'Man Stairway'.

You must drop to your knee's face the heavens and the following male behind doing the exact same but pointing his penile evacuation to the direction of the man's face below facing the heavens, continue this until your have achieved pure man stair bukkake heaven.

Only then you have achieved a 'man stairway'!
Danny: man i really cbf walking up these stairs...

Fill: aw bro you havent seen a flight of stairs till youve seen 14 guys performing a man-stairway on it....

Danny: mate i joined a man stairway last week and i havent been able to swallow right for a week
by KIT, BAM BAM February 19, 2011
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When a person is insulting your ass and you can't come up with any other insult other than "I hope you trip UP the stairs."
Joe: "Bro you're trash at this game"
Me: "stfu I hope you trip up the stairs"
by ReaperWindsor October 24, 2022
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This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
by Eternal_ May 21, 2024
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Stair pigeon

Someone who sits in stairways, blocking the ability of others to use them for their intended purpose. Applies particularly to double-decker transit vehicles, such as Metra trains in Chicago, IL, USA.
The lack of available seats on the train caused some passengers to become stair pigeons.
by MetraRider February 17, 2011
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