Seb, A wimp who refuses to do any sort of physical or mental activities and tends to get around one mark right on every test due to pure fluke. Seb's also have a typically greasy, dander filled hair..
Seb is also slang for retard.
Seb is also slang for retard.
You Seb, Go Do Some Exercise Or Take A Shower
by Marblemaestro June 30, 2022
Get the Sebmug. One of the sexiest names ever. Has a gigantic cock. When he gets around girls he’s soft, but when he gets around femboys he gets so erect.
by Quickingwolf25 June 26, 2025
Get the Sebmug. 
A ''Seb'' is the type of dude you'd meet at the principles office or beaten up at a pub. Either way, he's gotten himself into some kind of trouble.
He has a massive forehead, that is truly shiny.. So shiny, infact, it outshines times square on a saturday night.
Generally speaking, ''Seb'' is a pretty rare specimen, most often found in ''Seb's Room''
He gets a whole lot of pussy. About once every decade.
He has a massive forehead, that is truly shiny.. So shiny, infact, it outshines times square on a saturday night.
Generally speaking, ''Seb'' is a pretty rare specimen, most often found in ''Seb's Room''
He gets a whole lot of pussy. About once every decade.
Boy 1: Look at that! That is quite a rare specimen. A ''Seb''
Boy 2: *covers eyes* I can't see shit! It's too damn bright.
Boy 2: *covers eyes* I can't see shit! It's too damn bright.
by Nickdude27 December 10, 2023
Get the Sebmug. by sIMON BELL October 13, 2019
Get the seb bellmug. when 2 people make a deal that they are going to do something but both of them know that it is unlikely that they'll do it/ it actually happens but they talk like they will for sure do it/ it will for sure happen
person 1: there is a party tomorrow wanna come.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.
by pitzu January 29, 2020
Get the seb pitzu dealmug.