A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015
Get the Taint Rippermug. A bloss floric with a follow through.
by Shaven Haven 3 December 31, 2016
Get the bloss rippermug. A driver of epic proportions. His swing bears a graceful resemblance to that of Gary Sheffield and John Daly, which results in him smashing golf balls 400 yards off the tee box.
Dude 1: Hey did you see yard ripper tee off?
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.
Dude 2: Yeah! He ripped that shit 375 outta the yard and over the left tree line, but hard faded it back into the fairway.
by Treatmaster September 29, 2021
Get the yard rippermug. A Psychopathic Murderer who Cannibalized 39 Criminally Insane criminals after a Karen Banegas cheated on him.
The Chesapeake Ripper has terrorized the Criminally Insane of the Midwest because of a Karen Banegas.
by KBR#91Slut October 13, 2023
Get the The Chesapeake Rippermug. by Insomniac child November 18, 2020
Get the Cock rippermug. 
