COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024

Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."

by King12401 July 31, 2022

Politician

See vampire

The politician has been arrested for embezzling construction money for low income housing.

by Without doubt not a politician April 19, 2018

Politicians

A group of people, of which some are doing their best, but all get abuse from idiots who only look at the worst of the bunch.

'Ooh! I hate those nasty politicians! No, I never read the news.'

by Da King Prawn February 12, 2018