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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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Boating in the Sahara

‘Boating in the Sahara’ is a popular euphemism for when skeevy little British teenagers go off to North Africa looking for sexual relations with older men
Cyril was discovering more about himself, and decided to go boating in the Sahara to find Mr. Right
by Le Chien de Plage September 14, 2023
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theboatingman

A HOT guy with the last name of Abcde who is paranoid of people from the internet!
"You can't meet him/her they are from the internet"
by all4kidrock June 2, 2004
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