The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.
"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024
Get the Testicular Torsionmug. What you say when you see someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-suicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular super-suicidemug. What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular homicidemug. When a man (or women) cuts off their testacles and duct tapes them to the gennitals of another man giving him 4 nuts
Matt was extremely happy to know that thanks to the help of Paul he could have a testicular transfer
by Ikillfeminists12 June 12, 2016
Get the Testicular Transfermug. Good luck.....
by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025
Get the Dual Testicular Torsionmug. When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
Get the Testicular nut blastmug. When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018
Get the Testicular Hydroplaningmug.