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spread anal

similar to the widely known "Spread Eagle". In this scenario you put her on her stomach. Just don't say this to her while she is doing it. She won't like that.
I walked into the bedroom and she was on her stomach spread anal.
by rwakemanster March 15, 2011
mugGet the spread analmug.

bullet spread

1)The size of your crosshair in a game, most commonly a FPS, is, and ultimately disides where your bullets go

2)Bullet Spread = BS

BS = Bull Shit

Coincidence? I think NOT!
Random guythe bullet spread killed me”
by Serpentkai June 11, 2018
mugGet the bullet spreadmug.

Spread Beaver

I saw these chicks flashing trucks on the highway, they had spread beavers!
by Hawkwarrior27 December 31, 2003
mugGet the Spread Beavermug.

secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
by Debra Powers September 25, 2006
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Spread Eagle

When I woman is on her back with her butt up in the air and her ankles by her head. It could be a sexual position.
One time I f'ed this girl in her a spread eagle position.
by BustaHymen July 20, 2011
mugGet the Spread Eaglemug.

spread ass

1. to cover or occupy in order to save for others, as in a booth at a restaurant.

2. to eat a large quantity in a small amount of time
1. the rest of our friends will be here soon. let's spread ass all over this booth until they get here.

2. you guys spread ass on this pizza. it just arrived 5 minutes ago and there's only one slice left.
by brobocop May 14, 2008
mugGet the spread assmug.

spread-bottom

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom
by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003
mugGet the spread-bottommug.

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