Politician

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The politician has been arrested for embezzling construction money for low income housing.

by Without doubt not a politician April 19, 2018

Politician

A fucking drongo who can't make up a decision and is a lying dickhead.

Fuck bro, did you hear about the politician who said he would fix power?
Fuck yeah, what a drongo he would never fix it

by S.U.A.C October 29, 2017

Politicians

If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.

While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.

Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.

by TheBagelPeople October 16, 2020

Politician

A sadistic magician that only knows one trick, how to make money disappear.

Did you see that politician’s act. He was like, “Watch as I make your money disappear!”

by XvX-TaKi-XvX November 27, 2019