p

Short for 'piss' when used in the sentence 'get on the piss' (get drunk). The amusing part of this abbreviation is that P is also a drug (aka Ice, methamphetamine, crystal meth) with a very bad image portrayed by the media. So when in public and you ask your friend if they want to get on the P tonight, you generally get a funny reaction from people around you.

Caleb: "Hey bro, wanna hit the P tonight?"
Alex "Yeah man its been like 4 days!"
Old people "Oh my god, druggies! Call the police!"

by fokker99 April 29, 2008

P-P-Platypus

A specific gray Platypus character with a love for singing songs

. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.

Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.

Have you heard the P-P-Platypus Song?

Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?

You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.

You've been P-P-Platypussed.

P-P-Platypus is a new meme.

______________________

I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm a Duck Billed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Web Footed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Duck Billed
Web Footed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Puddle Jumpin
Bottom Feedin'
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.

I'm an Egg Laying Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Flat Tailed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm an Egg Laying
Flat Tailed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Duck Billed
Web Footed
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pPlatypus.

Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.

by Plattyman May 1, 2010

P-|>

Indifferent pirate. Not to be confused with P-)>, the happy pirate, or P-@> the angry pirate.

Upon hearing that cabin boy Petey was taken with scurvy, Blackbeard was P-|>

by Scott Chicken October 2, 2006

:p

:p= im lazy

"XD your a noob" so you were too idiot:p

by NoObZzZ March 8, 2020

P

Also known as "The main man P" or "Vance-P" is a badass motherfucker hailing from the land of the ever-enslaved and residing in the land of the stoners.

What up P?

by бељата June 3, 2020

P

Cutitupquay

I sell percetamol.

by Cutitupquay March 7, 2022

P P Head

An individual that snorts bleach everyday and jams out to anime hentai openings and janks his crank. He also gets pussy from one of those weeb pillows and also HE HAS to be green.

yo P P Head, get over here!

by asdfghj23456 May 16, 2018