Short for 'piss' when used in the sentence 'get on the piss' (get drunk). The amusing part of this abbreviation is that P is also a drug (aka Ice, methamphetamine, crystal meth) with a very bad image portrayed by the media. So when in public and you ask your friend if they want to get on the P tonight, you generally get a funny reaction from people around you.
Caleb: "Hey bro, wanna hit the P tonight?"
Alex "Yeah man its been like 4 days!"
Old people "Oh my god, druggies! Call the police!"
Alex "Yeah man its been like 4 days!"
Old people "Oh my god, druggies! Call the police!"
by fokker99 April 29, 2008
by doodoo_bird June 16, 2023
by Scott Chicken October 02, 2006
A specific gray Platypus character with a love for singing songs
. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.
Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.
. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.
Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.
Have you heard the P-P-Platypus Song?
Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?
You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.
You've been P-P-Platypussed.
P-P-Platypus is a new meme.
______________________
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.
I'm a Duck Billed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Web Footed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Duck Billed
Web Footed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Puddle Jumpin
Bottom Feedin'
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.
I'm an Egg Laying Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Flat Tailed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm an Egg Laying
Flat Tailed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Duck Billed
Web Footed
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pPlatypus.
Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.
Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?
You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.
You've been P-P-Platypussed.
P-P-Platypus is a new meme.
______________________
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.
I'm a Duck Billed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Web Footed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Duck Billed
Web Footed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Puddle Jumpin
Bottom Feedin'
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p Platypus.
I'm an Egg Laying Pppppppp Platypus
I'm a Flat Tailed Pppppppp Platypus
I'm an Egg Laying
Flat Tailed
Funny lookin
Fast Swiming
Warm Blooded
Duck Billed
Web Footed
Burrow Diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pPlatypus.
Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.
by Plattyman May 01, 2010
Also known as "The main man P" or "Vance-P" is a badass motherfucker hailing from the land of the ever-enslaved and residing in the land of the stoners.
What up P?
by бељата June 03, 2020