Conan O'Brien

(Noun) New host of 'The Tonight Show' replacing an older, lamer host that no one will ever really miss. Perhaps the biggest fear fans have put to rest since Conan's succession includes the retention of his wit, charm and childish antics.

Conan has since moved from New York to Los Angeles, California where he currently resides. That is until he replaces another less talented, even older, even lamer host.

(Adj) 'Conan O'Brien' could also be a man who fits the following criteria:
1. Tall
2. Pale
3. Handsome
4. Funny
5. Over 40
6. Irish and/or Catholic
7. Generous
8. Gracious

Truth be told every woman on earth secretly desires him and is kidding themselves if they deny it. Seriously...i see the conebone in my dreams when i go to sleep at night. As a matter of fact, I would totally be in favor of him changing his name to Conan O'Hotness. Actually, as of June 2009 that's his name now: Conan O'Hotness.

Me: "I want to fuck Conan O'Brien so hard!"

Some Idiot: "Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be your daddy."

Me: "Conan can be my daddy any day...bitch."

by thehuntress June 3, 2009

orien smith

an amazing looking sex magnet

he must be an orien smith

by trinidad scorpion December 17, 2011

Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.

"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"

by Pete Cray June 23, 2016

Oriental Potsticker

The resultant shit you take arising from a bad Asian meal. This shit is defined by a forceful power-dump of such intensity that there is fecal matter stuck to the bottom of the bowl, and no amount of flushing will free those bits of digested cat meat from the porcelain.

"Damn dude, that sushi we ate yesterday from the gas station must have been bad. I madehella crazy oriental potstickers at work."

by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020

O'Brien's Law

There is nothing that the right or the centre of UK politics won't try to evade responsibility for by blaming Corbyn. Named after LBC shock jock James O'Brien.

O'Brien's Law strikes again. Whatever the topic it's all Corbyn's fault.

by Corbynista March 27, 2021

Odrien

He is a very trusting and loyal person. He has a big heart and understands others. He is strong willed and respectful. He has a great sense of humor and is out going. But if you do wrong by him he will detach himself from you with no questions asked. Hes a provider for his family and those he loves.

Odrien is a person who is loving and caring

by Sara1985 July 22, 2021

OBrian

OBrian is somebody who is career-driven and a hardworking person. They will go far in life. Everything is 100 percent with them. OBrian is friendly; people are so drawn to them for their charismatic abilities and good vibes. Many are jealous/admired of OBrian. They are not egotistical or arrogant; they are humble and genuine with who they are and what they do. OBrian is a heartwarming soul. They care so much about their family and friends. If you're lucky to date an OBrianor in love with one, don't let them go. One of the best guys you'll ever meet. He's the biggest dork with the biggest heart, and no matter what kind of mood or funk you're in, he always manages to lift you out of it just with his presence. OBrian is easily the type of guy you could see yourself spending the rest of your life with; he's loyal, sweet, hardworking, and kind beyond all measures. OBrian is an irreplaceable individual who makes more of an impact on people's lives than he knows of. If you have an OBrian in your life, give him the whole world because he deserves that and more.

An OBrian is an extraordinary person.

by Symbaface November 24, 2021