Alphabet Diet

A 26-day diet (A-Z) where one eats only foods that start with the letter of that day

"Hey Yvonne Do you want some pancakes?" "No thanks, I'm on day 2 of my alphabet diet. I'll have a banana, blueberry muffin, and some bacon please."

by In_The_Belly_Of_A_Whale January 21, 2011

Somali Diet

A diet that uses ingredients of mainly of plain rice, nuts seeds, no fat or sugar and very little meat to save money

I am doing the somali diet.

by chico101 October 23, 2014

diet incest

Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.

Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?

Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?

Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.

by jmw87 October 1, 2010

Dick Diet

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.

Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you

by SuzieBee October 2, 2017

Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

gamer's diet

verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.

noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.

1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.

by nigganigganewnew September 2, 2009

Modular Diet

One of liquid richards best songs, it is bare minimum top 5.

Aye son, side of pork chops thin cut
Aye son, big side of pork and beans
Bacon in it, aye son
Bacon in it, aye son
Might drink a thousand liters of Pepsi later on
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off, I was jerking off (fuck!)

dude are you listening to Modular Diet ?

Of course i am!
Its the best liquid richard song to date!
Ok, carry on.

by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx October 18, 2022