New Zealand Green 

"New Zealand Green", also referred to as "Kiwi Green", is a relatively uncommon term used to denote freshly made Cannabis or Marijuana in New Zealand.

Colon: Hey man, got some fresh New Zealand green for sale. Only 5 grand, you interested or nah?

New Zealand Green by æaææææ December 23, 2023

New Zealand Green 

New Zealand Green, also known as Kiwi Green, is a slang term for cannabis that is grown in New Zealand. It is a term that is commonly used in small parts of Auckland.

Drug dealer: Hey, do you want to buy some fresh New Zealand Green? It's imported straight from New Zealand, bro.

New Zealand Green by Wetbeans January 7, 2024

New Zealand Roulette 

The New Zealand Roulette refers to the unforeseen and potentially inconvenient situation arising from attempting to press down a spray bottle with a missing or malfunctioning nozzle, particularly when circumventing a broken screw mechanism. The term emerged following an accident where an individual sprayed insect repellent straight into his own eyes after trying to "fix" the broken screw mechanism by pushing the cap onto the mechanism.

Person A: My eyes are burning I just sprayed insect repellant straight into my own eyes
Person B: Did you try to fix that bottle? Did you really just do the New Zealand Roulette?

New Zealand Roulette by BigDawgTusso February 16, 2024

New Zealand 

A country known for its progressive stance on public health, notably banning anyone born in 2005 or later from ever smoking for the rest of their lives. This bold move aims to reduce smoking rates and promote a healthier future for its citizens.

New Zealand is setting the trend in public health—banning smoking for anyone born after 2005 shows they’re serious about combating tobacco use!

New Zealand by Emotional Cruiser July 22, 2025

A New Zealand Welcome 

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

A New Zealand Welcome by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023

Nelson, New Zealand 

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.

Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.

Nelson, New Zealand by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023

Newzealanded 

When you lose a world cup final because other team has scored more boundaries.

I was NewZealanded in the job as job was given to other candidate. His shirts had more number of buttons than mine.

Newzealanded by Sunny969 July 16, 2019