National Suck a Dick Day 

April 25

Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?

National Suck a Dick Day by Rosey rosey rose April 23, 2019

National Dick Me Down Day 

A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down

Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready

National Dick Me Down Day by BigDaddyD69 April 11, 2017

National be a dick day 

Every Monday-Wednesday is be a dick day

Me: you suck

Someone: why'd you say that???

Me: it's national be a dick day

National be a dick day by TxK4ever April 12, 2019

National suck Michaels dick day 

Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am

National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh

National suck Michaels dick day by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

National Unsolicited Dick Pic Day 

National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.

Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.

Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.

National Unsolicited Dick Pic Day by Alfred Long cock August 29, 2019

National suck a dick day 

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day

Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!

National suck a dick day by Sam's real February 2, 2020

NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY MAY 13TH

It’s whenever you be a dick to everyone

People ask people when is NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY May 13TH

NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY MAY 13TH by Steve dumb April 29, 2021