modafinil

The act of sticking a single or multiple baby carrots into an asshole.

Person 1: FUCK!!!!
Person 2: WHAT?!?
Person 1: My mom just modafiniled me!!
Person 2: FUCK! My mom did that to me last week!

by OrganicSlut March 9, 2016

modal

a mix between a douchebag and a queerbait

my lands!, colton is such a modal

by big eagle June 15, 2008

modjadji

a black dog

i went to go and walk my modjadji today

by anonymous November 23, 2021

mojacklet

the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet

at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"

by jj January 21, 2005

mojack

n. A term used for someone who is being an extremely whiny poopyhead.
v. Rude, shitty, low; messed up.

1. (n.) "Dude, stop being such a mojack."

2. (v.) Tim: "I heard what Cindy did to you last week...that is so mojack."
Suzie: "Yeah. UNBELIEVABLY mojack."

by sammyj poophat March 10, 2008

modral

(adj)1. something terribly unpleasant/ ugly 2. anything that displeases beautiful people

1. I would do that young lady, if she weren't so modral.
2. There are way too many modral people in out school, what a shame.
3. Whales are the least modral of sea creatures.

by petunia selena octagon xena August 16, 2008

modarmy

A group of awesome individuals that show commitment and enthusiasm in what they do, and keep everybody's experience a joyful one.

the modarmy is the best there is.

by suicidemissionman January 22, 2010