A large pair of top bollocks, derived from the folically challenged stars of depressing, long-running BBC soap opera EastEnders.
by Brian Munich August 28, 2006
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by xSpiritzx April 28, 2013
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Mitchell College is a great place if your looking to have a decent time, but is definitively no big party school. Get to know the right people and move off campus so you can learn to have your own fun or you might have thoughts of wanting to leave and never come back or offing yourself. This school has its moments but you will never see them if your one of the kids that just sits in his room and complains about having nothing to do because he doesn't try to do anything. Your attitude determines if you will like it here or not.
Jim: Dude there's nothing to do at Mitchell College tonight...
Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?
Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever
Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?
Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever
Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
by Chronic snow white October 20, 2012
Get the Mitchell College mug.the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.
roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report
by lukas gestrine January 6, 2008
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by Gangganglevinegang May 2, 2019
Get the Mitchell Robinson mug.A Mitchell Lim Chit Zen is a special species and is very endangered it is also known to be as an Autistic,Useless and has no knowledge at all it is also known to use special autistic noises to communicate with other similar species noises such as Aurgh and so on if you choose to dare face this magnificent creature (usually roaming in its natural habitat 7 eleven or other stores casually eating chips) it will literally take your food and crush it if it feels uncomfortable
by Who_U? January 1, 2019
Get the mitchell lim chit zen mug.Probably the hottest most amazing guy on Youtube. He's got a friend named Kyle and makes people laugh in the strangest ways like talking to himself, zebra dancing, rapping, and randomness. Mitchell Davis-Life. EndofStory.
"This is awkward... but I like it." -Mitchell Davis
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"I'm like a ziploc bag. I'm solid but you can see through me sometimes." -Mitchell Davis
"I'm getting a headache from all the randomness." -Mitchell Davis
"Randomness is hard. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ... That sounded really creepy when I said that." -Mitchell Davis
"If you're doing this right now, you're a bamf." -Mitchell Davis
"Hey! I love life ruiners." -Mitchell Davis
"Is Ohio Really For Lovers? No, it's not. If it was, we'd probably be a little happier." -Mitchell Davis
"I'm like a ziploc bag. I'm solid but you can see through me sometimes." -Mitchell Davis
by mitchell's lover. (: April 16, 2009
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