Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022

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Shotos Kettle Day

Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment

“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”

by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021

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Kettleing

A couple who fucks in a tub of warm water and then proceed to drink the water.

Those two tried kettleing last night, it was super gross.

by Miscorunco November 08, 2022

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Fudge kettle

When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.

I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.

by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022

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Trevor Kettle

Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.

A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.

They are a bit of a Trevor Kettle; c*nt!

by Every football fan ever! January 30, 2019

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