dodgy kebab

A joke that makes you extremely angry for a period of time, but becomse very funny to you once the anger dies down.

Jesus, dude, I gave AC such a dodgy kebab. I thought he was gonna kill me for a minute.

by Penis Crew January 31, 2006

fudge kebab

3 or more pieces of different flavoured fudge on a cocktail stick or skewer.

Interior - Party - Cornwall

"This is a classy party, could you pass me a fudge kebab?"

"oh yes, of course my bird, may I 'ave some cheese and pineapple on a stick?"

"proper job!"

by phil.smith May 29, 2007

trash-kebab

A skanky girl of Lebanese or other Middle-Eastern descent.

John picked up some trash-kebab he met at the club last night;

or

Those girls are straight up trash-kebabs.

by BoomerTree November 12, 2008

bitch kebab

More than 3 hot chicks together. Translated from French "brochette de salopes"

Wow! what a beautiful bitch kebab!

by FPC_klem April 6, 2004

stonner kebab

when your dick is too soft to get it inside a woman but you still manage somehow.you then work it into a hardon

too much drinking last night so when i tried to hump her i had to give her a stonner kebab

by droneblackdevil January 28, 2007

Nectarine Kebab

Is the term given to a hairy bird who pleasures herself with a dildo whilst watching two guys with hernia's docking whilst fucking themselves with dildos.

Whilst Griff and Lootour docked with each other, Jodie was observed to be having a Nectarine Kebab

by Jaffa Fund Cake- Modge October 13, 2008

marakesh kebab

the marakesh kebab is a relative of the alabama hotpocket. it is the act of shitting in the urethra of a man. thus creating the illusion of a kebab filled with beef. the first recorded occurance of a marakesh kebab was in the back of a BA falcon on the way to a hungry jacks.

i felt a little dirty giving barry a marakesh kebab, but i had to go and he wanted it so bad.

by seanpb March 20, 2007