jpmorganification

the curious loss of upper body garment parts until all that remains is the torso and zip, arising due to slow and inevitable corporate indoctrination within financial services

They've been jpmorganifed!
They're going through the process of jpmorganification!

by lexiconsmith February 6, 2025

jukori

A black Dude 100%, usually 5'10-5'11 , Usually dont be gettin hoes unless they a solid 1-5 out of 10 execpt once in a blue moon when a Jukori get lucky, they most likely have a friend named Jordan who they use for dating advice, work at car washes, nobody named Jukori is older then 15-16

Jukori a Hoe

by jordunsnoopdog March 19, 2025

sumo jumo

The slang way of saying that someone knows how to fight or that they know some form of martial arts.

Look at that sumo jumo mofo.

by PsychicChainsaw July 7, 2008

shanc’jemoré

the act of queefing in your spouses face whilst getting eat out 👅

partner: yo jazmine totally shanc’jemoré last night bro! a total turn off.

by yasmine.lovescock October 17, 2018

Sussy Jimortnite

when a french person wants to play fortnite

Hey do you want to play sussy jimortnite!?

Shut the fuck up matthew

by Pungy September 13, 2022