the Lazeez incident

When you go to Lazeez shawarma and ask for no spice, but the guy behind the counter gives you the spiciest option.

The Lazeez incident

Me: bro wtf this shit is so fucking spicy i asked the guy at Lazeez for no spice

Bro: wtf let me try...... Oh bro wtf that mf fucked you over that shit so spicy

by Scoliosis king August 24, 2023

Tour bus incident

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.

hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd

by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023

Brown N Rats Incident

This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend witnessed the Brown N Rats Incident! So gayyyyyyyyy!……

by Fishnuggets66 September 20, 2023

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

Shrimpass Incident

Or more informatively: Uncle Edwards Shrimp in ass Incident

It’s where Uncle Edward (the femo herself) finally gets a bitch but his dick is too small to fit inside either her vaginal or anal so Tyrone came in with his big african drumstick to fuck edwards bitch and has Uncle Edward to watch like a cuckold.

Moral of the Incident: Uncle Edward gets no bitches

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Braden was in the Shrimpass Incident…

by Fishnuggets66 September 29, 2023

matilda incident

when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.

Person 1: Do you want to repeate the matilda incident?
Matilda: Yes, give me passata(pomidorowa).

by edrop November 21, 2021