Minecraft

Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.

by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever. Bash out to it. Although it is a game for “kids” there are ways to make it not PG😎😘. Overall the best game. So smexi. Steve is fit

Are you a diamond pickaxe cause you make me harder than obsidian, -Steve from minecraft

by Smexisausages May 28, 2019

Minecraft

A game where u build shit

Ima play sum minecraft

by Boss87690 May 31, 2019

Minecraft

The name means that you "Mine" for resources, and "Craft" things with the resources that you got from mining. Hence the name Minecraft. Also killed Fortnite and became number one in 2019 😎

Gaymer: hey dude wanna play Fortnite

Gamer: no i wanna play Minecraft

Gaymer: eww kid game

Gamer: oh look a creeper behind you

Creeper:

by PhilipDaMaster August 14, 2019

Minecraft

a game that notch made,i’ve Honestly uh,never left Minecraft, and I don’t know why a lot of my Minecraft friends stopped showing up to my Minecraft worlds

Me:*creates Minecraft world*
Me:wow! This is a nice start!
Me:*tells friends about it*
Friends:wow! You built that by yourself?
Me:yeah! Wanna come in?

by Michael but the name is taken August 21, 2019

Minecraft

A game played by literal gods.

Yeet minecraft - PewDiePie

by onebadbaby August 26, 2019

Minecraft

A Game that started blowing up at 2014 then went down slowly It was getting pretty old in till A Great Swedish gamer Came out And said LETS PLAY MINECRAFT THEN HE SLOWLY REVIVED IT NOW EVERY ONE LIKES IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT

by boiimboiboy September 6, 2019