You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

by SickoMob November 20, 2020

Ipad 2013

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse

Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.

by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020

iPadible

adj.
Portmanteau of iPad and compatible. Used to describe actions that previously required the use of a computer, but now can be done on the iPad.

I used to spend hours in front of my laptop writing papers, but now word processing is so iPadible.

by saw2th June 14, 2011

iPad kid

iPad kids are those annoying little pricks who ask for your "MesnGeR kIdS".

Ah yes, the iPad kid. The piece of shit.

by 50xcreative.fun May 26, 2023

iPad goof

someone who uses ipad in a goofy was such as *typemdnd on ipadndjsk help mejd undertand*

"HE ISAN IPAD GOOF" or "clown ipad

by wiseass383 June 27, 2023

ipad kiditis

almost like ipadkinitis but more severe

ipad kiditis is 1/100000000000000000

theres only been 3 cases of this disease

“my son has a rare case of ipad kiditis.”

by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023

iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.

friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”

by kskaps January 21, 2023